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1992 DODGE DAKOTA, V-6, AUTO, 2 WHEEL, TILT WHEEL, 96,000 MILES, NO RUST, BAD PAINT
                                     RUNS GREAT, NO OBDII, $2495. firm.          
PIC2   PIC3    PIC4   PIC5           

2006 BUICK RENDEZVOUS CXL, (EQUINOX) V-6, LOADED, LEATHER, 3RD SEAT,
209,000 MILES, LIKES AND RUNS GREAT, DUAL AIR, SUN ROOF, $2
495. PIC2   PIC3  PIC4  PIC5

2006 TOWN & COUNTRY VAN, STOW & GO SEATS, POWER SIDE DOORS, 176,000, $3295. PIC2

1999 DAKOTA 4X4, EXTENDED CAB, V-6, AUTO, 1 OWNER, 190,000 MILES, $2995. PIC 2  
                                                                                      WITH 4 NEW TIRES. $2695. WITHOUT.

1993 LEBARON LE, V-6, AUTO, TILT WHEEL, NO RUST, RUNS GREAT, 152,000 MILES,
                                                                                                                                $1495.  
PIC2   SOLD

1998 LUMINA, V-6, VERY NICE, SHARP LOOKER, RUNS GREAT, 180,000 MILES, $1995.  PIC2   

1995 JEEP CHEROKEE 4X4, STRAIGHT 6, AUTO, NEW TIRES, AIR, 176,000 MILES.  PIC2
                                          95, NO OBDII, NEW BATTERY, RADIATOR  $3495.    PIC3   

2001 CHEROKEE SPORT, 4X4, STRAIGHT 6, AUTO, FULL-PART TIME TRANSFER CASE,
LIKE NEW TIRES, TILT WHEEL, 227,000 MILES, RUNS GREAT IT'S A JEEP, $3495.   
 PIC 2   

1999 DAKOTA 4X4, V-6, AUTO, RUNS GREAT, NO RUST, 92,000 MILES. $3495.    PIC2  






                                     Sorry, We do not take trade-ins or do financing.        

The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler,
Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting withGermany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't att end classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere..' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army.. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE. Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
want a piece of me?' '
GRAND Cherokee owners, late 1990's early 2000.
If you do not have a tailer hitch, jeep my put one on FREE
There is a recall and a hitch is the fix.
Call them with the last 8 of the vin and they can tell you,